Why Lenders Are Protected in the Pretty Boi CEO™ Model

Why Lenders Are Protected in the Pretty Boi CEO™ Model

ARTICLE 3 — FOR LENDERS

Written by Jai Thompson
Internal / Lender Education

Why Lenders Are Protected in the Pretty Boi CEO™ Model

Our model is designed around lender safety first.

Leverage

  • Recorded price: $1,500,000

  • Loan amount: $360,000

  • LTV: 24%

This is intentionally conservative.

Income Coverage

  • NOI: $129,600

  • Annual debt service at 8% IO: $28,800

DSCR

  • $129,600 ÷ $28,800 = 4.5

This exceeds standard underwriting requirements.

Yield Expectations

We do not require a 25% Day-1 yield.

Correct framework:

  • DSCR ≥ 2.0

  • Positive Day-1 NOI after hospitality

  • Yield on recorded price: 8%–12%

  • Upside created operationally, not assumed

Why This Works

  • Low leverage

  • Fully funded operations

  • Title-controlled disbursements

  • Conservative assumptions

Risk is mitigated structurally, not through aggressive yield.