By Jai Thompson — Pretty Boi CEO™
I manage a private equity platform deploying 13–18 million per quarter across multiple real estate asset classes.
Our model is asset-based, escrow-directed, and execution-driven, allowing us to close in 23 days or less with certainty and clean title flow.
We acquire and operate across luxury estates, single-family residential portfolios, multifamily communities, hospitality and hotels, mixed-use properties, RV parks and mobile home communities, golf resorts and destination assets, and specialized housing portfolios.
Capital is structured, operators are paid, reserves are built in, and all disbursements are controlled through escrow. We deploy with discipline, transparency, and speed—while tithing back to the communities we serve.
Property: 120-Lot Mobile Home Park — Dallas, TX
Broker: Kevin Morales
Seller Situation:
👉 You want lot rent, not maintenance
$8,000,000
$6,800,000
$3,600,000
$1,920,000
$6,800,000 − $1,920,000 = $4,880,000
Recorded Pool = $3,600,000
👉 Total = $3,600,000
Remaining Seller Payoff:
$4,880,000 − $2,400,000 = $2,480,000 (structured)
90 occupied lots
Lot rent: $400
👉 90 × $400 = $36,000/month
👉 $432,000/year
Expenses (40% — parks are efficient):
$172,800
👉 NOI = $259,200
👉 Total ≈ $270K (already in reserves)
120 lots × $600
👉 $72,000/month
👉 $864,000/year
Expenses (40%):
$345,600
👉 New NOI = $518,400
Loan: $1,920,000
Interest only (8%):
$153,600
$518,400 ÷ $153,600 = 3.37 ✅
$518,400 ÷ $1,920,000 = 27% ✅
$518,400 ÷ $8,000,000 = 6.4%
Assume:
👉 $3,000,000 ÷ 15 years (bonus + accelerated typical in parks)
≈ $200,000/year
NOI: $518,400
Depreciation: −$200,000
👉 Taxable ≈ $318,400
👉 More real cash stays
New value (8 cap):
$518,400 ÷ 0.08 = $6,480,000
$4,536,000
$4,536,000 − $1,920,000 = $2,616,000
👉 You extract $2.6M
Current NOI: $259K
Stabilized NOI: $518K
Driver:
Timeline: 6–12 months
👉 Simple, believable, executable
“This is a low-risk reposition. We’re not building—we’re filling existing lots and adjusting rents to market. Infrastructure is budgeted inside reserves. Income doubles without heavy risk.”
“Hey Kevin this is Jai. Quick context—I acquire mobile home parks through structured closings. Before I review, what’s causing the vacancy here?”
Subject: Structured Close — Mobile Home Park
Kevin,
Quick context—I manage a private equity platform deploying 13–18 million per quarter.
We close through escrow using title-directed disbursements with a 23-day timeline.
We see a clear reposition opportunity through infill and rent adjustments.
Attached is our Certainty Kit outlining execution and proof of capital.
Before submitting terms:
Jai Thompson
“Just sent structure and certainty kit. Want to make sure we’re solving the right issue—what’s limiting occupancy?”
1
Broker: Seller wants top dollar
Jai: What’s driving the sale?
2
Broker: Vacancy
Jai: That’s fixable
3
Broker: Rents low
Jai: Also fixable
4
Broker: Seller unsure
Jai: I’ll show breakdown
5
Broker: Timeline?
Jai: 23 days
6
Broker: Funding?
Jai: Escrow structure
7
Broker: Complex
Jai: Title handles it
8
Broker: Price gap
Jai: Structure solves it
9
Broker: Plan?
Jai: Fill lots + raise rents
10
Broker: Send offer
Jai: Sending now
Broker: Need proof
Jai: Included
Broker: Seller confused
Jai: I’ll simplify
Broker: Wants fast close
Jai: That’s our model
Subject: MHP Acquisition — Strong Coverage
Lender,
Deal overview:
FMV: $8M
Loan: $1.92M
NOI: $518K
DSCR: 3.37
Debt Yield: 27%
Value-add through infill and rent increases.
Seeking interest-only structure.
Jai Thompson
Subject: Structured Escrow Close — MHP
Title Team,
We are structuring this transaction using recorded price with full title-directed disbursements.
All funds flow through escrow:
No outside cash. Cash in equals cash out.
Jai Thompson
You fill lots → income grows
Bank gives bigger loan
👉 You pull out $2.6M
You didn’t:
You:
Structure over sacrifice. Stewardship over struggle. Every deal builds legacy.